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[Hello Pokéworld! The audio starts a few seconds before the video, so you get to hear a young man’s voice at first.]

Wow, this is some impressive technology! I wonder what powers it...it’s way too small to fit a stone in anywhere...

[And then the video switches on, showing an attractive young man with a glass eyepatch peering curiously at his gear’s screen. Behind him is a view of the sky that's about half blue and half cloud.]

I wonder if it’s Valuan. [A pause, and then:] Ahem, sorry. I got carried away.

Hello, my name is Vyse and I’d like someone listening to this to help me out and tell me what country I landed myself in this time. It’s too bright to be Valua, too large to be Ixa-Taka, and too green to be Glacia...even though there’s snow everywhere. I don’t recognize any of the local landmarks, either.

Oh, and if someone could tell me this little one is. [He turns the screen towards a Meowth nearby, who nyows at it and reaches out to tap her paw against the gear a couple times.] She’s tried to steal my eyepatch twice, and keeps following me around. I mean, I don’t have a problem, but...I’m really confused.

If my crew is listening, uh...Aika is in charge until I can get back to you. It's not the most ideal situation, I know, but I'll try to meet back up with you guys as soon as I can!

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Date: 2013-02-19 03:50 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
Quit making up countries.

Long story short, the cat's your defense against getting bumrushed by giant bugs, and a clear eyepatch doesn't have a point to begin with.

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Date: 2013-02-19 05:55 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
The whole place is crawling with all kinds of crazy shit that's got nothing better to do than pick a fight. Tell your cat thing to beat them up. Don't try to kick anything yourself, or you'll get bit.

[Don't ask how Blake knows that.]

That's not what an eyepatch is supposed to do. What are you, playing pirate?

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Date: 2013-02-24 02:03 am (UTC)
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)
From: [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist
You don't look real Somalian.

You're taking this pretty well. [Blake's expression sours.] It's not a game, kid.

[Optimists. Blake fucking hates them.]

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